Terms and Conditions

Welcome, darling, to The Middle Aged Goddess. Before you dive in, buy something, book a trip, or swan off following one of my recommendations, please read this. Yes, I know… it’s not the most glamorous reading material, but it keeps us both safe and happy.

General Vibe and Disclaimer

Everything I share here — whether it’s a travel itinerary, a beauty tip, or a must-read book — is given in good faith, based on my own experience, research, and occasional divine intuition. That said, I can’t guarantee it will be perfect for you, your skin, your suitcase, or your digestive system. You’re an adult. Use your own judgment.

Hosted Trips and Events

When you come on a trip with me:

  • I’ll give you all the details I can — times, places, outfits, the works — based on what’s true at the time of telling. Things can change (weather, politics, pandemics, unexpected goat crossings). I’ll update you if they do.

  • You’re responsible for your own safety, health, insurance, travel documents, and belongings.

  • I’m not liable for anything that happens before, during, or after the trip — that includes injury, illness, theft, lost luggage, heartbreak, or the after-effects of that one extra cocktail.

  • Some services (hotels, transfers, tours) are provided by other people. They’re responsible for their part, not me.

The Shop (Present or Future)

If and when I start selling gorgeous things you simply must have:

  • I’ll describe them as accurately as possible — but screens, lighting, and your imagination may make them look slightly different in real life.

  • Unless stated otherwise, everything’s sold “as is”. If you misuse it, break it, or let your dog chew it, that’s on you.

  • Refunds or exchanges will follow whatever policy I’ve posted at the time. “I changed my mind” is usually not a valid reason, unless the law says otherwise.

Recommendations and Endorsements

Sometimes I’ll rave about something — a book, a serum, a pair of sandals, a life-changing dessert. This might be because I’ve tried it and loved it, or because it’s part of an affiliate partnership (which I’ll always disclose).

If you try it:

  • It’s your job to check it’s suitable for you.

  • I’m not liable if you don’t like it, have a reaction, or it doesn’t work the way you hoped.

The Fine Print on Liability

To put it bluntly: I am not responsible for anything bad or negative that happens as a result of you reading, buying, booking, or following anything from The Middle Aged Goddess. That includes — but is not limited to — financial loss, physical harm, emotional distress, or missing out on the last croissant at breakfast.

My Stuff Stays Mine

All the content on this site — words, images, videos, branding — is mine (or licensed to me). Please don’t copy or use it without asking first.

Changing These Terms

I may update these Terms whenever life (or the law) changes. The most recent version will always be here. If you keep using the site after an update, you’re agreeing to the new version — even if you didn’t read it (but you should, darling).

Questions?

Email me at Jane@themiddleagedgoddess.com.au

The Middle Aged Goddess Terms and Conditions updated as at 16 August 2025.